Knoxville TV Guy Freeks Out!

Michael Jordan to Jay Leno:" Are you stupid?"

About 3:25 into the video,

Jay: Can you still dunk?
MJ: Can I still dunk? (pissed off face...) Are you stupid?

Ya gotta love the circus!

Sword swallower trapped in trance for hours after accidentally hypnotising HIMSELF in a mirror
dailymail.co.uk | Jan. 6, 2010 | Daily Mail Reporter


A circus performer stood locked in a trance for hours after he accidentally hypnotised himself while practising his routine in a mirror.

Sword swallower Hannibal Helmurto, 38, whose real name is Helmut Kichmeier, stood transfixed in front of the mirror for five hours until his wife Joanna found him.

Unable to rouse him, she was forced to phone her husband's mentor, hypnotherapist Dr Ray Roberts, who trained him on an intensive course recently.

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USC Football team meeting with former coach Pete Carroll

Let's RAP with the People of Wal-Mart

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Joan Rivers CAN WE TALK about your passport?????

Joan Rivers bumped off flight in Costa Rica when Continental gate agent finds passport suspicious
NY Daily News | January 5, 2010 | Nancy Dillon

LOS ANGELES - Joan Rivers is many things: Funny lady. Jewelry mogul. Red carpet mercenary. But a terrorist?

Can we talk?

Rivers, 76, was deemed a danger to national security and booted from a Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent who found the two names on her passport fishy.

Her passport reads: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers. Rosenberg was her late husband's last name.

The "nasty and cruel" Continental gate agent bumped Rivers from the last flight out Sunday and the comedian found herself alone (her daughter, Melissa, flew out to Los Angeles earlier in the day) and with no ATM card and just $100 cash, she said.

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Frank the Entertainer UPDATE

"Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair." - Frank Maresca set out on a journey for love and his own place Sunday on the series premiere. The VH1 reality show follows Frank as he searches for his perfect woman among 15 contestants, all while living with his mother and father.

For those of you who don't know Frank: A 31-year-old man who still lives in his parents' basement. His parents say they've tried over and over and over again to get Frank out of the house, but he just won't shift because he feels he has everything he needs in that house. AND! his mom still does his laundry!

As with most VH1 shows, one of the top priorities was taking a photograph. These photos weren't the skanky shots you see on "Rock of Love." Instead, Frank, Susan and Gary took sweet family photos with each girl. It gave Frank the chance to see how the couple would look together, and it gave Frank's mother the chance to start hating each girl for a different reason. Mandy was the first to rub Susan the wrong way when she told Susan she would be lucky if she (Mandy) married her son. Too bad for Susan that Frank was all about Mandy. Mandy continued to get under Susan's skin when she started talking about how her dads think she is a lesbian and if she hears Susan and Gary in the middle of the night she is going to be uncomfortable in the house. Honeslty, though, I don't think it was necessarily what she said but how she said it that made Susan declare to the camera that Mandy would never marry her son. She tried to make up for it later by cleaning up the food after the mixer, but I think she was way overdoing it.

Source: http://www.examiner.com/x-17118-Manchester-TV-Examiner~y2010m1d3-Frank-the-Entertainer-in-a-Basement-Affair-series-premiere-A-journey-for-love-and-his-own-place

Just give me more of those iPhone Appppppssssss!!!

The "Mac or PC Rap"

The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our "Mac or PC Rap." This time we're spoofing the Lonely Island / SNL skit "I'm on a Boat" with a Mac fanboy's anthem