Harvard's Hasty Pudding Club names Paris Hilton its "Woman of the Year"

Wxyz.com reports......

Paris Hilton is heading to Harvard University, but not to study she will be named its Woman of the Year.

And PageSix.com claims she will pick up the award from Harvard's Hasty Pudding Club the very next day.

Speed dating online, HOT!

Terrell Owens has a message for Jessica Simpson: Stay away.

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite -- in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," Owens said.

"With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away," Owens said. "Other than that, she was high on my list until last week.

"Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned."

"Don't Tase Me, Bro" - top 2007 quote

Fred R. Shapiro, the editor of the Yale Book of Quotations, has compiled his most memorable quotes of 2007. Here are the top 5:

The top quote for 2007 is ........... "Don't Tase Me, Bro"

"Don't Tase Me, Bro," a phrase that swept the nation after University of Florida college student Andrew Meyer used it seeking to stop campus police from throwing him out of a speech delivered by Senator John Kerry. Andrew Meyer on September 17, screamed "Don't Tase Me, Bro," as he was bodily tossed out of the Kerry event.

Second on the list was this memorable answer by Caitlin Upton (see - Parents: "teach your children well .... ) the South Carolina contestant in the Miss Teen America contest in August when she blurted:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."

Upton had been asked why one-fifth of Americans are unable to locate the United States on a map.

3. "In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country." Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's October comment at Columbia University in New York.

4. "That's some nappy-headed hos there," via Shock jock Don Imus comments about the Rutgers University women's basketball team. Imus lost his job at CBS radio in April, but returned to the airwaves in December with Citadel Broadcasting.

5. "I don't recall." -- Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' repeated response to questioning at a congressional hearing about the firing of U.S. attorneys.

Wow! Philly news babe Alycia Lane is charged with punching NYC cop! Not Funny!

Alycia Lane, supposedly a KYW news babe and Emmy Award winner at at a news station in Philadelphia recently made headlines for sending photos of herself in a bikini to a married man at the NFL Network.

Well guess what happens next?

She now gets herself arrested last night after she punched a police officer in the face, New York City police authorities said.

The officer was treated at a hospital for a cut and was released.

Not funny Alycia!

Nobel Prize winner Doris Lessing says the Internet Makes us Dumb

The recent Nobel Prize winner Doris Lessing, age 88, used her acceptance speech as an opportunity to inform the world that the internet makes us dumb. Yes, that's YOU reading this!

She says, among other things: "We are in a fragmenting culture, where our certainties of even a few decades ago are questioned and where it is common for young men and women, who have had years of education, to know nothing of the world, to have read nothing, knowing only some specialty or other, for instance, computers."

Computers! Get off that computer!


Doris Lessing speech

Can Dumb Celebs be Funny Celebs???

Newspaper Lists Lohan as Dumbest Celeb in Hollywood (ranks 20 Dumbest Celebrities)

Yes, that is the question: Can Dumb Celebs be Funny Celebs??? You decide and let us know. Who is my fav dumb-dumb? Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster. Yes, disaster. Rock on Courtney.

New York Daily News' List of Dumbest People in Hollywood

1. Lindsay Lohan — poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.

2. Kim Kardashian — because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.

3. Spencer Pratt — who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too.

4. Jeff Kwatinetz — the man that gave the OK for Britney Spears' disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.

5. Shia LaBeouf — the 21-year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.

6. Heidi Montag, reality television star

7. Jessica Simpson, singer

8 . Kiefer Sutherland, actor, recurring drunk driver

9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul

10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people

11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler

12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster

13. J.R. Rotem, music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy

14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck

15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater

16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on

17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress

18. Brad Womack, indecisive Bachelor

19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess

20. Cash Warren, celebrity boyfriend

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